Could it be true? The company that produces the Twinkie, the iconic, cream-filled blond fluffy treat is going bankrupt. Is it really possible that in a country filled with the most overweight people in the world, a company that produces one of the most insidious snack cakes can't make money?
As a marketing and communications professional, I'd like to offer my assistance to the Hostess Brands, manufacturers of Twinkies, along with wholesome Wonder Bread, but also Ho-Hos, Zingers, Ding-Dongs and Snowballs.... You're missing the market! Target your product to the gay male cocksucking population – the biggest consumers of real ding-dongs and experts at snowballing!
I think they may have tried this in the 1970s, when they introduced their cartoon cowboy "Twinkie the Kid" spokesperson. Without a pornstache, he missed the macho cowboy distinction and became "stale" pretty fast. Did they think the public would eat him up as a hero? Sadly, he's a mere caricature of what a real hero should be, since he's obviously a barely legal bottom twink... In fact, he's looking younger and gayer than I remembered. So maybe someone at Hostess really is trying to cater to a gay audience – the group of men who like eating the cream out of young twinks – and they've still failed.
Now, I actually prefer eating round creampies...
(Little Debbie's Raisin Cream Pies, that is... What were YOU thinking?)
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As for real creampies and twinkies:
Take a look at these two twinks... Definitely good enough to eat!
These twinks prove you can do more than just serve food on an dining room table. You can feed an eager, dick-hungry, cum-craving twink like Chris Reed. Especially if you’re Tony Ross. He’s got a big piece of meat, and he’s ready to marinade this cum slut's hot tight hole with it...
But first, after the tall, slender jock introduces Chris to his uncut dick, the twink greedily sucks his buddy off. The tattooed jock returns the favor and the two continue trading oral favors.
"After comparing cocks and “sword-fighting” Tony bends Chris over the dining room table, licks his sweet pink fuckhole and eats him out."
"Tony works his dick inside Chris and barebacks the willing bottom before giving up his own hole for Chris to fuck. Tony rides Chris, bouncing up and down until Chris unloads. Tony gives him a cum facial, feeds Chris some of his load, then tastes it directly from Chris’ lips when they kiss. "
Go to Sweet & Raw for more, including a VIDEO clip.
And, yes! It's a creampie in the face... See Drake Rock get another dude's creampie felched out of his ass by nasty cum pig Cody North... He does such a good job eating his sperm-filled ass and sucking his rock hard dick that Drake rewards him with his own tasty load.
Take a look at these two twinks... Definitely good enough to eat!
These twinks prove you can do more than just serve food on an dining room table. You can feed an eager, dick-hungry, cum-craving twink like Chris Reed. Especially if you’re Tony Ross. He’s got a big piece of meat, and he’s ready to marinade this cum slut's hot tight hole with it...
But first, after the tall, slender jock introduces Chris to his uncut dick, the twink greedily sucks his buddy off. The tattooed jock returns the favor and the two continue trading oral favors.
"After comparing cocks and “sword-fighting” Tony bends Chris over the dining room table, licks his sweet pink fuckhole and eats him out."
"Tony works his dick inside Chris and barebacks the willing bottom before giving up his own hole for Chris to fuck. Tony rides Chris, bouncing up and down until Chris unloads. Tony gives him a cum facial, feeds Chris some of his load, then tastes it directly from Chris’ lips when they kiss. "
Go to Sweet & Raw for more, including a VIDEO clip.
And, yes! It's a creampie in the face... See Drake Rock get another dude's creampie felched out of his ass by nasty cum pig Cody North... He does such a good job eating his sperm-filled ass and sucking his rock hard dick that Drake rewards him with his own tasty load.
Go to Cox Unlimited (where else?!) to see VIDEO of the juicy creampie and the intense rimming.
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375,000 Pageviews... And Much More to Come!
My Metro Cock Sucker blog has surpassed a total of 375,000 total pageviews! I'm so glad so many of you are enjoying the daily posts of pics, videos, links, interviews and profiles... This weekend's special "leather" posts (like in the pic to the right), in honor of the annual Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend in Washington, DC, helped raise the numbers to new levels!
And coming this week, I'll begin to add more "spotlight" features, including interviews and profiles of more amateur cocklovers, all in addition to the regular series of porn star interviews.
And coming this week, I'll begin to add more "spotlight" features, including interviews and profiles of more amateur cocklovers, all in addition to the regular series of porn star interviews.
Remember follow me on Twitter (where a lot of you continue to find me), and on Tumblr, where I keep a photoblog of hot pics that I find, "like" and/or repost, like the ones seen here.
BTW... I am a professional communications consultant, available for copy writing, editing, web design, photography, video, publications management and other freelance projects from Washington, DC to NYC... I began the blog when I was a full-time freelancer, when I had plenty of free time. Now I have a full-time job, but I am still available for select projects.
Please ask me for any details, and I'll send my full resume and background information to anyone who's interested.
Please ask me for any details, and I'll send my full resume and background information to anyone who's interested.
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